I made this a while ago and now I did a audio version.

Madman's Diary: 7/4/08

Tonight my brother's kids are sleeping over, even as I write this I can hear their snores. Things went well today, I was calm and controlled, like the dream never happened, and to think I was so worried. I just keep telling myself that they're just dreams, but I never believed it, until today. I didn't think about it at all, they're such goods kids, we played baseball, checkers, even watched a movie. Tim was wearing that RED shirt I got him, and Cindy was wearing the blue denim overall dress. I can't believe Tim already turned 7 just last week, Cindy is gonna be 5 next month. Tim really seems to LOVE that RED shirt, Eric my brother told me it's actually his favorite shirt. Such a GOOD shade of RED, I really do LOVE it. As much fun as it was, I'm beat, my body feels DEAD, my EX-girlfriend called again. She was begging me to take her back, then told me that she LOVES me, that she NEEDS me, kind of like what I said to her when she broke up with me, and went to the waitress at MY favorite café. I'd like to see her coughing RED. JUST LIKE THAT GIRL! JUST LIKE THAT NIGHTMARE! No... THAT DREAM! THAT WONDERFUL! BLISSFUL! RED DREAM! I also took them to the Chinese place around the corner. Tim got duck sauce all over his face, Ha ha! The duck sauce made him look so ridiculous! That red sauce, that RED sauce, RED, RED! OH! I LOVE RED! Eric's wife, Karin decided that it would be nice for us all to go on a picnic next weekend. I think she's right. What should I do about Sammy, she sounds so terrible, but what about ME? Do I still LOVE Sammy? I don't know, maybe I'll feel better tomorrow. (End of Entry)

Here's the AP link which is a little different from the written version.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /354324

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GantaGun